The Infernal Twins: A Series of Divine Miscommunications

About

 Every family has arguments. Some fight over money. Some over inheritance. This one fights over eternity.

The Infernal Twins poses a simple, dangerous question: What if heaven and hell weren’t enemies—but relatives, trapped running the cosmos without a handbook?

Enter Styx and Stonez: brilliant, bickering administrators, navigating prophecy, theology, and systemic failure with the exhausted competence of middle managers who can’t quit.

Welcome to eternity. The twins have been expecting you.

Praise for this book

The Infernal Twins is clever, sharp, and unexpectedly thoughtful. Steve Goldsmith takes a bold concept—divine miscommunication—and turns it into a smart, entertaining story that balances humor with deeper reflection. The premise alone pulls you in, but it’s the execution that really makes this book stand out. What works so well is the way the story plays with big ideas without feeling heavy-handed. The miscommunications are layered, often funny, and sometimes uncomfortably familiar, revealing how easily intentions can go sideways—even on a divine scale. Beneath the wit, there’s a strong undercurrent of commentary on belief, control, free will, and the chaos that follows when messages are misunderstood. The writing is engaging and confident, with a tone that feels both irreverent and insightful. It’s the kind of book that entertains you in the moment but also leaves you thinking long after you’ve put it down. If you enjoy stories that blend satire, theology-adjacent themes, and sharp storytelling, The Infernal Twins is a standout read. Original, amusing, and surprisingly meaningful—this one earns its five stars