The Infernal Twins: A Series of Divine Miscommunications

 Every family has its problems. Some argue about chores. Some argue about money.

And some — if they happen to live in the underworld — argue about theology, prophecy, and the occasional cosmic misunderstanding.

This cycle began as a simple idea:

What if the divine and the infernal weren’t enemies, but a dysfunctional family trying to manage eternity without a handbook?

Styx and Stonez arrived first — bickering, brilliant, and impossible to ignore. One burns hot, the other thinks too much, and together they navigate the Nine Circles with the weary competence of middle managers in a collapsing bureaucracy.

From there, the stories deepened. Styx demanded her own stage. Stonez whispered his way into a quieter, stranger meditation. And the world around them — the gods, the mortals, the myths — revealed itself as a place where truth and satire share the same breath.

This omnibus collects all three works in the order they were meant to be read.

A confession.

A meditation.

Three angles on one divine miscommunication.

Whether you’re here for the humor, the theology, the myth, or the mischief, welcome. The

twins have been waiting.

 

Styx & Stonez: A Satirical Descent Through the Nine Circles

When your mom is the Queen of Underworld, “grounded” hits different.

After one infernal screw-up too many, the Devil’s teenage twins are sentenced to the ultimate punishment: a mandatory educational field trip through the Nine Circles. No phones. No shortcuts. No incinerating the tour guide.

What follows is a hilariously bleak descent through...

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Styx: A Darkly Comic Satire of Faith and Myth

You weren’t supposed to read this.
Seriously. Heaven tried to censor it, Hell tried to lawyer it, and my father tried to burn it.

But here you are—scrolling through my unauthorized, unrepentant rants.

Inside you’ll find:

  • Divine decrees that were really bureaucratic meltdowns.
  • Unicorns with better fashion sense than any prophet.
  • Kings rewriting...
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Stonez: A Meditation on Prophets, Doubt, and Divine Silence

A quiet prophet-wrangler with a talent for murmurs. Twelve prophets with a talent for chaos. One underworld consultant trying to keep the world from tipping over.

Stonez is a darkly contemplative companion to Styx and Styx & Stonez—a meditation on prophets, doubt, and the dangerous momentum of truth once it leaves the mouth.

Assigned to “...

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